You meant Cloudflare. Or Claude. Either way you found the one person who works at one and builds with the other.
Didn't plan for security, didn't plan for AI. Ended up doing both, and somehow that's fine. This domain was an accident. So was I.
One secures the internet. One makes it intelligent. I work at one and can't stop using the other.
Not just fetching coffee. Mostly raising tickets and waiting for access.
Need repo access? Ticket. Need to read a doc? Ticket. Need to exist in the building? There is probably a form. ETA: 3 to 6 business weeks, no promises.
By the time your access gets approved you have already Googled the answer, asked Claude, written the feature, and deployed it. The ticket is still "In Review."
"What did you do yesterday?" Waited for access. "What are you doing today?" Waiting for access. "Any blockers?" Yes. The access. Same answer every day.
The one day the office is actually full. Free food, good vibes, and a 45-minute conversation about whether the new IAM policy breaks prod. It does.